isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life
Stuff I like (all)
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to...
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the...